My eBay romance

Afy Nou
24 February 2017

Last year, I had a… thing. A fling. With eBay. It began really flirty and nice.

But then he got…

…clingy.

We split up. But a year ago, he got back in touch… and I found myself actually pleased to hear from him.

Hey, thanks. Glad you wanna try being friends.

I know. A fresh start. Sorry we didn’t speak for a while. Glad we agree romance is totally not for us.

Yeah we shouldn’t miss out on what could be a good friendship.

Nothing much, what’s up with you?

Good!

Yep! You just said.

Nothing just yet, thanks.

Uh, nope.

Huh?

Nothing. Are you… listening to what I’m saying?

Umm

Ummmmmm

I’m good, actually.

I’m good. Hey remember when we fought last year and you said… you agreed you’d stop pushing stuff on me.

What? No. We’re… we’re friends.

Oh. OH. NO.

I don’t want to browse your enormous selection

I CAN SEE THAT

Shop offfff

I DON’T WANT THIS THOUGH

Well…! You should have thought of that when we were together

Stop trying to…

I’m not tempted. This is horrible.

That’s not gonna make me feel better.

You know what, this isn’t gonna work.

This isn’t gonna work as a romantic thing. It’s not gonna work as a friend thing.

Just leave me alone.

Uh…

Uh, uh what? What is this?

What is this?!?!

WHAT

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