300million people record World Cup song

It really doesn't feel like four years ago that I was dancing on a table in Clerkenwell after England's famous 5-1 victory over Germany. But apparently it is. Or very nearly.

This time around, the official tune for dancing on tables is a rather desultory affair from Embrace. At the time of writing, the poll on bbc.co.uk says the song makes 76.44% of readers "sick as a parrot" as opposed to "over the moon".

But never fear. A great deal more fun is to be had with the designers at 300million, who have managed to top the excitement of being my clients by producing their very own world cup song.

Sung by Joe Fagin to the tune of his classic Auf Weidersehen Pet theme, "That's Living Alright", the song is called, of course, "That's England Alright". (Which creates the very neat acronym TEA.)

TEA has been getting lots of great press, and if justice is to be served at all, Joe and his 300million friends will be well ahead of Embrace in the charts by the time everything kicks off.

Click here to have a look at the TEA site and hear the song for yourself.